Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Muslims declare security measures against their faith

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So, apparently Muslims can just declare Fatwas whenever they want. The airport security devices were going to be put into place after one Muslim, with Al Qaeda contacts tried to blow up a plane with his crotch.

Our current security measures are apparently unable to deal with terrorists so we came up with more secure measures that should be. But then potential terrorists just said "no". No? Really? They can just do that? That's brilliant!

I'll bet the Emperor of Japan wished he thought of that during WWII. "You're going to drop an atomic bomb on us? You can't. Being blown up by an atomic bomb is against our religion". Well, I guess we have no choice but not to bomb them then.

So we're going to put in these new scanners designed to help us find suicide bombers and then exclude the very people who they were designed to protect us against in the first place. Genius!

For the record, It's against my religion for my country to be attacked by people who have declared a jihad against us because we're infidels for not belonging to a religion that can just declare fatwas against anything that stands in our way.

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